, the next page is some of the completely inappropriate, politically incorrect, and more naaaaughty ones that you submitted.I laughed at them because I think laughing at the inappropriate jokes of life makes real life and real thinking more enjoyable. And if you don’t go to the next page, what’s your favorite short joke ever?It even adds an actual calendar so gametime can be marked in years as in the Civilization series.Link: Complex mod site Link: Dota Allstars, a recent iteration of the original mod, worked on by Ice Frog, who now works for Valve on Dota 2.Hold hands, rub shoulders, hug, kiss, give high-fives or even fist-bumps or bottom pats.When you give a quick hug or kiss, try to lengthen it to at least 5 or 10 seconds for more effective results! Sometimes it's not about the amount of money you spend on a gift; it's about the thought that goes into something. —Phoebe Robinson A joke written by my friend and writing partner, Ahamefule Oluo: What do you call Neil de Grasse Tyson pouring champagne all over his naked chest? K.'s joke about how you could tell how bad of a person you were by how long it took you after 9/11 to masturbate—for him it was between the first building going down and the second tower going down. He had a joke: The other day I got out of the car and this little boy was walking by.
—Wyatt Cenac Wanda Sykes talked about Barack Obama in her . —Jessi Klein There's an old Jewish man walking on the beach—Al Frankentold me this around 1994—and he comes across a magic lantern. The genie says to the old Jewish man, "I will grant you anything you want." The old Jewish man pulls out a map of the Middle East and shows it to the genie and says, "I would like peace in the Middle East between Israelis and the Palestinians." The genie looks at the map and says, "I cannot do that. " And so the Jewish man says, "I would like my wife to blow me one more time." The genie says, "Let me see that map again." —Janeane Garofalo Peter Cook taught me to shut up. He just stopped and he stared at me and he was like, "Whoa." Then I was like, "Boy, whatchu lookin' at?An exciting combination of RTS and RPG, the multiplayer battle arena mod for Warcraft III (based on a modded map from Star Craft) is a lot of things: simple to understand, difficult to master, and most of all, utterly addictive.In its early days Dot A was a project that was passed from modder to modder, and like an unending stream of creeps it eventually spread through the gaming world to become a massive hit, as well as the first lanepushing game to have sponsored tournaments.Take the time to write a thoughtful note every so often saying what you love and appreciate about him/her.Drop it in his/her briefcase or purse so he/she will find it unexpectedly and it will brighten up his/her day. For men, it's important to understand that women want to be listened to.The name is certainly apt: this mod takes the real-time space strategy game and adds an almost absurd amount of complexity to nearly every single aspect.